Monday, November 27, 2006

Stolen MeMe..


Yep, I am not creative...I think the workload, the holidays, and the pure craziness of life has officially froze my creativity...so, thank you KJ for letting me swipe this!

1. Yourself: Tired and tired of being tired!

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): Um, all of the above :)

3. Your hair: In a pony-tail

4. Your mother: Oh my..she is coming for Christmas--fuck!

5. Your father: Fucken brilliant!

6. Your favorite item: My brand new panties that say "Naughty" across the ass!

7. Your dream last night: Made me cum...

8. Your favorite drink: Iced Green Tea from Starbucks...my damn trainer took me off the Latte!

9. Your dream car: My sexy ass Jeep I drive now!

10. The room you are in: Family room

11. Your ex: Sexy as hell, and the most absent person you will ever meet.

12. Your fear: Drowning, and being miserable and stuck forever!

13. What you want to be in 10 years? A kick-ass policy maker in DC

14. Who you hung out with last night? Chris

15. What You're Not? Energetic, creative and happy.

16. Muffins: Carrot Raisin from Mimi's

17. One of your wish list items: A new life!

18. Time: Supposedly heals??

19. The last thing you did: ate a salad

20. What you are wearing: undies and a pj top

21. Your favorite weather: right now? Snowy...but Jon is stealing my snow!!

22. Your favorite book: To Kill a Mockingbird

23. The last thing you ate: Salad

24. Your life: Fucked

25. Your mood: Fucked

26. Your best friend: ROCKS!

27. What are you thinking about right now? I need to cum!

28. Your car: My favorite!

29. What are you doing at the moment? Typing this and thinking about all the crap I have to do! Anyone want to iron my clothes for tomorrow?

30. Your summer: interesting.

31. Your relationship status: Can I take the 5th?

32. What is on your TV? Some stupid Sci Fi Channel show...not my choice!

33. What is the weather like? Cold, snowy and windy!

34. When is the last time you laughed? This morning at the nasty guy who rolled his tounge over his lips at me when I was driving back to work from a meeting..yikes!

xoxo!
andi

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Happy Birthday to me....


Yes, I know..sorry! It has been awhile since I have posted, and I am literally starting to get hate mail over the Jessica Simpson video. Look, that was the only video with that specific song available...so suck it up!!

Our mountains are dry..only like a 4 inch base--which sucks!! Damn it, Jon stop stealing my snow!! Send those clouds back this way! My snowboard is lonely, and is aching to be rode!

So, as you can tell from the title..someone is having a birthday..ME! Well, okay not really me--but, Secrets of a Sexblogger is officially 1 YEAR OLD today. My blog has had 220,000 hits, and I have had the pleasure to make some wonderful friends through this experience. Thanks to each of you for all of your love, support and comments! So now what? Well, I know I keep talking about re-vamping and getting this thing up and running more, but I am doing a poor job at that. My new job had been taking a ton of my time, and I am now in the process of beginning my thesis. What does this all mean? Well, it means I have to spend less time here in Blogland, and more time in reality....which, sucks! So, bare with me as I struggle through my day to day grid and blog as I can.

With all this said...I miss you all! I hope you had a wonderful holiday!

xoxo!
andi

Friday, November 03, 2006

View from my Window


It is late, and my office is quiet. I look out the window, and I can see the darkness as it falls on the city. I hear the last person in the office telling me she is leaving, and that she will lock the door. I sigh as I realize I still have many hours of work to do to get caught up. As I begin to look down on my desk, I hear your voice. I look up surprised, but I am also glad to see you.

Standing in the doorway, you look handsome and strong. I can see the outline of your shape as you walk over to me. Your belt squeaking...that sexy squeak that drew me to you in the first place. You look at me, and pull my hair away from my neck..kissing me lightly. I hear you unsnap your pouch on your belt, and you take out the cold cuffs and put them on my wrist. You say nothing, but I know you like it when we play this game. You pick me up and place me on my desk; my legs spread. You pull my skirt up; exposing my black stalkings and garter belt....you grin devilishly as you run your hand up my legs and kiss my mouth. My hands cuffed, and my being unable to touch you the way I want to, drives me wild.

You pull me toward you--I can feel the hard armour against your chest, but it does not detour you. You lay me back on my desk, and pull me toward the edge. I feel you pull down my panties with your teeth--I giggle at your playfulness...it has been a long time since I have seen you like this. I feel your finger enter me; you begin rubbing my clit. Your mouth on my thigh as you begin to suck on my skin. You are exciting me now, and I begin to breath heavier. You pull me closer to you; my hands still cuffed, and I put my legs over your shoulders. I feel your mouth on my clit as I begin to moan. I look over at my large window and I think about the view.....

Make me cum...

xoxo!
andi

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Are you Kidding Me?


Look what I got!

Dear Andi:

You asked what I think about.. I'll share a little bit. I wonder where
you are during the day, how you are doing. I wonder what you are
wearing, what your perfume smells like. I wonder what your hair would
feel like running through my fingers, what your kiss will feel like. I
think about your smile and wonder what your eyes look like (perhaps
you'll send me a picture some day??) I think how wonderful it would be
to wake up next to you in the morning with the sun shining through a
near by window - waking you with small kisses and a soft caress tracing
across your hip and thigh. I wonder how amazing it would be to explore
our raw passionate desires for each other - letting go of all fear and
restraint.


So, I share this with you, because I have no idea who this is from! Nice huh? Someone with so much passion, and no return address...wow, if only we could can this and sell it!

SIGH...
andi