Friday, June 30, 2006

Long Weekend...


Hmmm...still no plans..so I guess I will just have to see what comes up!

Happy 4th Friends...

xoxo~
andi

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Tag my ass...


Well, my ass was tagged! No, not like that (JD)! I mean I was asked to name 5 celebrities I would love to have sex with..so after careful debate..and I mean I can only name 5...so, here they are!

1) Matthew McConaghey~He is hot and reminds me of my favorite southern lawyer! YUM!!
2) Ben Affleck~He reminds me of the first guy who went down on me...and his name was Ben too!
3) Mark Wahlberg~Fuck me..hot body! Cute smile and dimples and I can forget the whole Marky Mark thing! Oh, and lets not forget those hot Calvin Klein ads!
4) Patrick Dempsey~ He is hot as hell! He has those sexy puppy dog eyes and he makes me want to cum every Sunday! Oh, my ex-little intern looks just like him too....so irresistable!
5) Johnny Depp~I have loved him since the 21 Jump Street days...such a sweet looking man..sexy as fuck and damn he makes a hot pirate!

Alright, so there it is...hard to pick 5~! Of course, I will not even start with how much I love Chris Daughtery! We all already know that!

Quick update..I am in the final running. They are calling my refrences and doing the background check!

xoxo~
andi

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Waiting Game...

I was in control
Sleek in my new black suit
I smelled good~like gardenia
Make-up perfect; pouty lips
Perfect amount of cleavage; tassled hair but still professional
Sexy legs
Smart shoes

I controlled the room
Two and a half hours
A panel of 8 people; mostly lawyers
I educated them
I wowed them
They ate me up

Now it is the waiting game...
It could be up to two weeks
before I hear either way
I wait patiently; a pit in my stomach
I jump when the phone rings
My life could change forever
They better not choose a lawyer!
I was in control

xoxo~
andi

Monday, June 26, 2006

Tribute to the DILFs....


Yes, I know..less than 24 hours...are you all just sick of hearing about my job interview?? I know my sex blogging has been really lame lately..sorry! Sometimes though, I get in a rut and I just need this space to vent or express myself in a non-sexual way. So, for those of you that come here to read sexy Andi...and her crazy sex adventures..hang tight...I will be back. Until then, I am crazy Andi who has the interview of her lifetime and is going through a very crazy time in life...my mental illness seems to be getting the best of me.

So, with that said..wish me luck..and D, thanks for the comment..because now I can not get the theme to Rocky out of my head....yep, it is permanently stuck and lets just hope I do not start humming it in the middle of the interview tomorrow~I love it!!

As I discussed yesterday...I NEEDED to veg. I went to the beach at the lake today and I just lay there. The sun was beating on my body, and I could hear the water crash on the shore...it was awesome. I read every journal and article I could possibly read to bone up for my interview. I enjoyed the sun and then I noticed....I was surrounded by tons of sexy DILFs....hmmmm...was it my lucky day or what? They were there with their little kids...no mom's anywhere. Had I come on single dad day? Of course, I had to put away the reading and prop up my lounge chair.

So, I started to wonder....how many of these guys came here today looking for MILFs; and there are none...nope, like maybe 4 women over 20 on the whole beach. What an opportunity this could be for someone....?

Anyway, as I gazed at my eye candy....I noticed one guy in a t-shirt that read.."I lost my phone number...can I have yours?" He also looked like the guy on Napoleon Dynamite...hmmm...I guess it takes all kinds....

Alright, enough of this randomness.....anyway, I must be tired. I know this had a point. Hmmm..maybe my point was to thank all the DILFs in my life who brighten my day!

xoxo~!

andi

PS~This is a shout out to my favorite DILF...you know who you are!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Scrambled Sunday...


Got the perfect suit? Yep
Got the panty hose..and back up pair...just in case? Yep
Got the perfect shoes? Yep
Worked out today to burn off stress? Yep
Ready to look them in the eye and sell yourself? Yep
Good cleavage bra just in case you have to open a button? Yep

Alright, then...I am ready...Monday 12 p.m. 6/27~!

Um, yeah..except Monday is NOT 6/27!! In all my anticipation and all my anxiety...the interview is not until TUESDAY at 12 pm!!

So, this sucks..in a way. I mean here I have been knotted in the stomach for two weeks with anticipation..and now I have to wait an extra day..wtf? Anyway, so I think I am going to lay on the shore of the lake tomorrow....veg my mind and soul and keep my fingers crossed that they do not want someone who is bilingual!~Damn, why did I not keep up on my spanish??

Adios Friends~!
andi

PS~Thanks for the good vibes..maybe vibes on the day before is a good sign? Oh and by the way...here are my new perfect suit shoes! They are black leather..Nine West...low heel, slip on..Perfect!

EDIT:

BTW, I wanna give a shout out to my friend, confidant and MY sexual advisor..Mike....glad your home babe, and hang in there! We love you, and care about you! And remember what I said...if you need me to be there...just let me know!

Friday, June 23, 2006

Freaky Friday..


Thanks guys for your kind words yesterday. I am sorry that I again bored you with the details of my depressive mood. Sometimes though it is therapeutic to get this crap off my chest and send it out to the blogosphere.

So, the count down has begun(for the 2nd big interview)..I finally found the perfect new suit...now, I am in search of the perfect new shoes and I will have it made! DSW here I come!! My credit card is already beginning to smoke and I can just visualize the vein in Chris's forehead sticking out from the bill... :)

Monday..it seems so far off, but not far enough. I know I will be grilled, and I need to be on top of my game. I need to be smart with my responses and not intimidated by the scholars who will be looking at and analyzing my every move and word...the pressure is building. I am nervous.

I am praying that my nerves do not make my face break out, and that I do not feel so nervous that I want to puke the whole time. I am also keeping my fingers crossed that the universe is working my way and I can make it on time. I am visualizing a good hair day...there is only one problem.....the eye brows.....they are not growing quick enough...yes, I know it has only been one day. But, I look like a jack ass. My friends have said they do not look that bad, but they are being nice.

So imagine, that I am in session today with a new client. I am sitting across from her, and she is telling me about her decisions she has made about her marriage. I am intrigued by her insight, and I am concentrating on her every word. She leans over to grab a tissue...there is a moment of silence...and then she says..."Andi, do you not agree with my decision?" I was shocked by her question because...I actually was agreeing with her whole heartedly. I reply to her and say that I think she has a well thought out plan, and then ask her why she does not believe that I agree with her...she replies..."because you raised your eyebrow at me".....FUCK!! Bad wax job! I will be wearing bangs on the right side on Monday!

xoxo!
andi

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Wilted...


I feel wilted my friends. I feel sick, and its hot. I am tired, and I can not sleep. I wasn't going to post but I thought "fuck it." Sometimes I just need to write to make sense of the scrambled eggs between my ears.

It's Summer...officially. I hate summer...always have. I am not sure why, but this is the time of year I find the most depressing. Some of it is because my work becomes so overwhelming, and some it can be because I cant sit on the beach all day and drink. Of course, I also hate the fact that I have to wear clothes that show off the parts of my body I hate..the fat legs, the belly bulge...the bikini blues..yep, it's fucken summer.

My job...I was talking to Erika tonight..she is so wonderful. She told me that maybe I am burned out. She is right. I love helping people, but it is getting harder to do. All the stories and sadness sort of blend together. They all sound the same after a while. It carries over into my personal life; like for instance my daughter's day care teacher is a bitch. She is mad because I had to make a complaint against her..normally, I dont care..fuck her. Tonight she gave me the cold shoulder and looked down her nose at me...I left in tears..yeah, stupid I know..but a big sign of burn-out!!

Monday..Is the big second interview. I am not ready. I went to have my hair trimmed and my eye brows waxed. Hair looks great...eyebrows suck! Fuck, how hard is it to follow the arch! Nothing is worse than having a bad set of brows! It pisses me off really. Chris suggested I use a pencil to shape them....he is really cute..but totally clueless! Anyway, back to the interview...none of my suits are right. They are hot, and I do not have the right shoes. I went shopping today, I could not find anything. I hate that. The bitch at the Ann Taylor Loft was less than helpful....she needs to get laid! So, off to Macy's tomorrow. I hate suiting up during the summer...totally uncomfortable! Please start wishing my luck though...I need it! This is one of those once in a lifetime opportunities..I need this! So, Monday 6/27...12 pm pst....good vibes!! Oh, and if there is another sniper incident or some fucked up thing making me late...I am going to be pissed!

July 4th...no plans yet. Not sure what to do...lots of offers..no decisions.

Parents....second week in July...fuck! They told me tonight they are already packed...they are high maintenance and need to be entertained....the ENTIRE time!! Seriously, I am not in the mood!!

Vegas..I wanted to go...had the reservations...now I can't...the interview falls in the middle of the trip! Fuck, I hate when a good trip is screwed up.

My neighbor...he is now sitting in the dark on his deck so he can look in my dining room window. He thinks I do not see him...I do. He likes watching me walk around naked...whatever..cheap thrills!

T-Bone...My dear friend Taylor...he told me today that I rock his world; he can tell I am down. He and I talked forever it seemed about how people pretend to care and then they close you out...its disappointing and it hurts. Why even open the door to begin with? And then the fucked up part is when the door is closed...you move on...and VACUUM....you are being sucked back in! I hate game players...grow up please!

I feel wilted.

xoxxo!
andi

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Hot..HOT..HNT!!!


Hot weather...
New Shoes....
Pedicures....
Beach days...
Boating and water skiing....

Bring IT!

xoxo and HHNT!
andi

Sunday, June 18, 2006

You have the right to remain silent...


I was asleep, when I heard the door open late last night. The dog jumped off my feet and I heard Chris talking to him. I rolled over and pulled the blanket up over my chest. I fell back asleep. I woke to feeling Chris sitting next to me on the bed with his hand under the covers and moving gently up my leg. I woke and smiled. He leaned down; not saying a word and kissed me. He grabbed for the handcuffs on his belt, and took my arms and put them above my head..handcuffing me to the rail on the headboard; with a sly grin, he told me "You have the right to remain silent." He pulled the covers down; exposing my naked body. He smiled again; a naughty smirk as he began to kiss me all over. He put his fingers in my wet pussy and began to fuck me slowly.

I am not sure if it was the feel of his fingers in my pussy or the cold metal on my wrists, but I began to cum...so hard...I moaned in ecstacy and my body became rigid and trembled. After several more consecutive orgasms, he finally uncuffed me from the rail.

I crawled on top of him...one wrist still in cuffs. I rode his hard cock; sliding up and down his rigid shaft....mmmmm....it felt so good! Before long, I came hard; hard enough to drench Chris and feel it run down my thighs.

He moaned my name under his breath as I watched him dig his hands into my hips. He began thrusting harder; he was hungry for my pussy. I looked down at him and he groaned as he came; I could feel his hard cock quiver within my pussy as he shot his load....

it was the perfect start to Father's Day.....

xoxo~
andi

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Toxic...


You run through my veins
like poison
Engulfing every part of me
I feel fatigued
and weak
My body is hot
and aches
You make me feel
toxic...

Happy Weekend!
andi

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Fade...


You come to me with that look in your eyes. I am tired, and I am stressed. You smile; that crooked grin. You know the one. I stretch....and smile back. You know how to get under my skin!

You begin to kiss me lightly on my neck; you make that slight groan. I begin to forget about my stress and fatigue. You move your hand to my stomach and make your way up my t-shirt. I gaze at you. You kiss my lips gently.

I smile as you lift my t-shirt up and pull it above my head; throwing it to the floor. To your surprise, I am not wearing my bra. You grin and I see the dimples on your face; you make me feel sexy. You take my breasts in your hands, and run your tounge over my nipples. I begin to shiver with excitement. I run my fingers through your hair.

Your smell entices me...I lay back and let you take me. My body fades into yours and we become one.

Happy HNT Babe!
andi

Monday, June 12, 2006

WTF Monday..


So, I was going to come up with some sexy ass story to write you all today since I have been slacking in that area, but instead I decided I just do not have the energy today!

Anyway, so as many of you know..I had the interview of my lifetime today!! Of course a funny thing happens on the way there. I am running a little late because I am having a bad hair day. So, I speed through the traffic as quickly as possible and all of the sudden, there are police and ambulances..and fire trucks...and crowds...and SWAT team people...hmmm...obviously I need a new route here. So, twist and turn around all this crap....assuming that this is an isolated area...and maybe, just maybe one of my clients jumped off a building or something. Or, hell maybe Dick Cheney is in town again! So, anyway...here I go...driving as fast as I can and still I can not head south..damn it! There are cops everywhere..now I am getting pissed. My phone beeps, and my friend text me that I must call. This was odd. Hmmm...so I dial...they answer and ask me,"Andi are you okay. Where are you?" I almost cry as I tell them I am late for my interview...THE INTERVIEW!~They tell me that it is probably because there was a sniper attack and they have the streets closed off...."huh? what?"No fucken wonder~ I think!

Finally, I get to my destination...of course the parking garage is closed...sealed off~wtf now! So, I speed into a parking lot...that had tow-away signs everywhere. I haul ass in my suit and high heels for six blocks...get in the building....elevator shut down! FUCK...that sucks! So, I run up three flights of stairs....finally go to walk in the door...it is locked! FUCK AGAIN...I rattle the knob, and the secretary opens the door...sorry, we are locked down due to the sniper attack. Um, yeah...well fuck the sniper...I need my interview! So, I get to get into the interview...nervously...an hour and ten minutes! I leave...not very sure...I have to wait a week possibly to get an answer...so, I go drink some Tuaca..YUM!

I decide to go home later...after hanging out with my family. I come home, and there it is...blinking.....the message machine. I play it....and there it is....please come for a second interview!!! HELL FUCKEN YES!! So, 2 weeks..6/27...the FINAL INTERVIEW....Keep sending that energy friends...because it worked!! Thanks to you all for the good thoughts and prayers! You are all so awesome!!

Alright, so now...I am off to have celebratory sex....and I promise to tell you all about it soon!

xoxo!
andi

PS~Um, if you once had sex with a 20 year old virgin...and then like 5 years later you find out he is going to be a priest....will you go to hell??

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Mental Candy....


Every once in a while I stumble across a blog or two that I can not believe that no one knows about...I get extremely hot and bothered when I am stimulated by a good erotic story! As a matter of fact, I actually took a whack at writing one recently which one of my extremely sexy blogger friends insisted on publishing....go check it out at

http://myinnerhell.blogsome.com

You will not be disappointed..this is a HOT site! Very sexy, and I know some of the stories have given me some moments of pleasure!

Another new site that I just discovered which seems to already be a hot-spot is

http://hotcal.blogsome.com

OMG, even though this is a new site...I am already seeing LOTS of potential here!

And of course, the site we all know that I love and would love for you to love is

http://www.edtimestories.blogspot.com

I love this site...and not just because I have been the subject of some of the stories but because Ed really can paint a nice picture of seduction!

So there you go...Sunday Mental Candy...Enjoy!

xoxo~
andi

PS~And please dont let her hide! Yep, Sugar is back...go check out her place and have a drink in the cyber bar....

http://nowayibeleiveyounow.blogspot.com

EDIT:

I totally forgot! Tomorrow at 12 p.m. PST, I have the interview for the job of my career! Although I am seriously honored to be interviewed and not 100 percent that I will get the job, I am still keeping my fingers crossed, and wearing my lowest cut top! LOL

So, if you could all send me your positive energy through the blogosphere...I would appreciate it!

Hugs!
andi

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Drunk Dial Friday....


Nothing is better than a drunk dial...don't you all agree? I mean think about it...can you take total responsibility for your actions?? Can you pretend to not understand what is happening...and blame it all on the alcohol? Absolutely!

So picture this....I go out today with friends and drink margaritas. Of course, this is after I am sure that our sweet fellow bloggers, GreenEyes and Ericka have hit the road to Atlanta. After a few margaritas I am driving up the road, and I get a panicked call from Sugar....she is concerned because GreenEyes is in Atlanta by herself. Now understand, GE had only been there 2 hours when Sugar got a call saying that two nice southern gentlemen were knocking on her motel room door...Hmmm???

Anyway, Sugar is concerned, she drunk dials me and asks me to drunk dial GE to check on her. I call, and she is fine...but announces to me that she is waiting on Ericka and poor Speakin is stuck in the airport in the northeast due to weather or some shit. We laugh, and chat. She promises to take the special picture I requested and all is well. I remind her that she better be safe or else I was instructed to sick Mike on her!

I settle in, and I get another drunk caller....Sugar again. She is still concerned because GE has not met up with Ericka yet and they have no lap top. I am in a bit of a drunken haze...I know we laughed, and then we hang up (I still have no idea what the hell we talked about).

So time passes...the phone rings...and now I have a three~way coming from Atlanta telling me that we actually are four~waying.....it is me, Sugar, GE and Ericka.

Sugar and I are completely wasted....and GE, and Ericka are in their motel room...safe (and I think drinking.....). Poor Speakin is probably on some bench in an airport somewhere..at least we are hoping. Of course I can not hear a thing because of all the laughter and cross talk, but this seems to be fun. After a few minutes it hits me....this has been a crazy drunk dial night! Here we are...all of us girls in our pjs...it is like a giant blogger pajama party on conference call! So our conversation kind of goes like this.....(keep in mind I actually took notes here too)...

Me: So, wow we are three-waying....
Sug: Where the hell is Mike?
Me: Oh yeah, we could four~way.....oh, maybe you can not do that?
Ericka: Oh, I can four~way......(note: who would of ever thought??)

arguing with Sugar.....for awhile.....and then.....

Ericka: Andi, I learn a lot of stuff from your blog, I would of never thought of a blow-job from a bath tub.
Me: Ericka, I have had sex on the haunted house ride at Disneyland...there is much more I can teach you......
the girls sing...Its a Small World.....

Sugar and I argue some more..... (and I am not sure about what...the girls are laughing at us)

Sugar: Hey y'all, Andi hates Texas...I dont know why!
Andi: Because there is a story about a dude from the Houston airport that I will blog about one day.
Sugar: What the fuck does that have to do with anything??
Andi: GE, Ericka...what are you laughing about in the background?
GE: We are taking a sex quiz in Cosmo....

I hurry to find my copy to take it too! No luck, did Chris take it to work I wonder?

Andi: Wow, on Cosmo on-line there is seven tips for making a man yours....one of them says tell him stuff that is not very obvious...keep the mystery alive..he will be like white on rice! Hey I bet one of you bitches $20.00 to use that as a pick-up line! Wanna be white on rice?
Sugar: Which trucker should I use that on?

Sugar is at a truck-stop...she informs us she is laying on a picnic table talking to us......

Andi: So where is Speakin? Do you know?
GE: He is still at the airport....his ass better show up here!
Ericka: Don't worry Andi, I will get the picture of his ass for you! I already told him
Andi: What, he knows about that? I am embarrassed.....
Ericka: Yeah, he read it on my blog comment!
GE: Andi, what were you doing up so early this morning?

Lots of talk about my night....and spin class....and then the steam room......

Ericka and GE: The steam room was HOT, HOT, HOT......(laughter)

Female bonding.....

Andi: Undie check.....I am in blue hipsters from Victoria's Secret. (applause and hollering)
Sugar: I am in the undies that GE sent me.....(um, yep..I was lost too, but apparently if GE sends me some I have to send her some...and I actually agreed!)

Discussion about Gretchen Wilson, Wal-Mart undies and big asses! And the road trip to Reno! Oh crap...we are gonna get in some trouble in September!!
So, I know this all sounds crazy...but hey I was taking notes as quickly as I could!! So, stay tuned for the rest of the weekend!

Reporting live from the blogosphere on the effects of drunk dialing, three-ways and trips to Atlanta......

Andi

PS~By the way...someone puked...and it wasnt ME!!

Friday, June 09, 2006

25 Things.....Yep, here we go again!


Alright, bitches..its that time again! And thanks to the beautiful Sugar....on our late night phone chat, the subject is..........*drum-roll*

25 Fucked Up Things I Have Done While Messed Up.......

So, here we go...and yes, you all are tagged so don't make me hunt you down!!!

1. I went to a hotel room with the nerdiest guy I have ever met...and almost threw up when I realized we were having sex and I was sobering up.
2. I laughed my ass off until I peed myself...literally at an SNL skit...yep, the one with the cowbell and Will Ferrell.
3. I puked in my friends glove box while driving down the 405 freeway 90 mph.
4. I ran naked through the quad at USC, and was chased by security....they called my parents and I had a hearing for indecent behavior and I was almost expelled.
5. I was arrested in Hunington Beach, CA for passing out in a public bathroom. I was released to my parents.
6. I let my intern feel me up at the Lake...yes, I know...BAD Andi!
7. True story...I swear! I almost could of made out with a famous skateboarder....but I puked, and it was in my hair....not sexy!
8. I snuck into the Viper Room in Hollywood. I got shit faced and fell off a barstool and got kicked out....yep, total loser!
9. I went cow-tipping one night...and got chased by a bull!
10. I have also been on a snipe-hunt...and looked for one of those fuckers for hours! (seperate occasion than the cow-tip)
11. I have confessed all my deep dark secrets to my favorite Sicilian Blogger!
12. I drunk dialed my mom on accident from a high school dance...really stupid! Lets say I did not see the sun for months!
13. I made out with a guy at a club...he had no teeth...not a fucken one! Totally weird!!
14. I ate a live squid..nasty, I know.
15. There is a bar in Okinawa, Japan....my undies and bra are hanging up on the wall....
16. I tried to stop a moving car....Flinstone style.....bare-feet!
17. I told Chris for the first time I loved him after I drank a hot-tottie and was on Nyquil...he said, "Thank you"....(story of my life...guys are such pussy's)
18. I puked on myself because I laughed so hard when one of my ex-friends with benefits asked Chris why he married me. He replied, "she is a good lay." He had no idea that the guy already knew that.
19. I lost the key to the handcuffs...long ass story!
20. I started this sex blog! (but it has been so much fun)
21. I puked on my romantic night out on my birthday before Chris and I could have sex. The only action I got was from the strippers!!
22. I got stuck in a sunroof while topless and driving down the 405 freeway!
23. My friends in high school and I drove past the football practice at our high school with bags over our heads with cut-outs for the eyes. We were in our underwear...and my car..yeah, real swift~
24. The day I lost my virginty, his dad caught us and saw me naked....slow reflexes!
25. I flew to Vegas...have no idea how I got there or how to get home.....thank god my friends safety pinned money in our bras!

Alright, so here is the tag......Pandora, Ed, D and B, JD, Goose, Robyn, KJ, Mike, Chief and Lady, John and Jane, Chloe and James, and the rest of you blog lurkers that I have forgot about! Oh, and I think this is a good testament for why someone like me should drink little to none if any!!

xoxo~
andi

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Secret Crush....


Occasionally, I get a little risky and I mention my clients here on my blog. This is not a very wise thing for me to do however. I try not to but sometimes, I just have to tell the story of what happened while I was in session. Of course, keep in mind I always try to keep things anonymous.

Anyway, I have been working with a man who is approximately 40. He and I have been seeing one another once a week for almost a year. His biggest issue is that he is still a virgin and he hates it. He thinks this makes him different than all those around him; never mind the fact that he forgets to bathe and has a mullet like the dutch boy paint guy.

Anyway, for the past several months I sit week after week and hear him talk about his attempts to score a peice of ass to no avail. It gets so boring, I sometimes have to pinch myself to stay awake. We have explored all types of alternatives; even down to going to a brothel. Yet, he decides he will just wait for the "one." I encourage him to socialize, and we practice ways he can approach women. He buys these horrible books on how to meet people, and has memberships to every on-line dating site there is. Still, the poor guy can not get a break.

So, our last session he tells me, "Ms. Andi, I figured it out!" he goes on to tell me he needs a good pick-up line. I caution him about lines, and how they may turn women off, but he is insistant. He asks me if we can practice, and I agree. He sets up this scenario that I am the woman he sees across the crowded room...his secret crush. I look at him and smile. He walks up to me and flips back his mullet and says, "Hi, are those space pants you are wearing? Because your ass looks out of this world."

Um, yeah enough said! Ladies, could you imagine being approached like this? I mean please! So, it is back to the drawing board with my 40 year old virgin!

And so, I leave you with an HNT pic of my "out of the world ass." Oh, and please no comments about my giving him a mercy fuck. My days of mercy fucks are long over with!

Happy HNT and xoxo~
andi

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Mind Blowing....


One thing I have come to realize over the past several days is that when my sweet Chris has a lot of time off it means two things. 1) I have to be more motivated....even when I do not want to be and 2) He loves to fuck just as much as I do....who would of thought?

So, Chris has taken the last 9 days off of work. This has been nice in some regards because he has finished a lot of the household tasks that I wanted him to do. For instance, he put in a new floor in our master bathroom. He steam cleaned the carpets. He washed my car. He even sent me out shopping over the weekend and did not bitch when I came back with new shoes. But the best thing is that he can not keep his hands off of me. Yes, I am getting it.....tons of it! He is inside of me every chance he gets, and I am loving every minute of it. I woke up with his head between my legs more this past week than he has been there in the past three years. Everynight when we lay down he has a hand on my tit and one on my ass. He is tender and passionate and just as sex starved as I am. I have had the best orgasms of my life the past several nights...

Trust me, I am not bitching here. I am in shock. Maybe it is true, maybe men get tired when they work long hours and forget about their inherintant need to have sex. The sad part is that tonight is Chris's last night off, and I am in desperate need to keep his desire for me at an all time high...any suggestions???

xoxo~
andi

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Saturday Song~


Yep, I have nothing! Absolutely nothing today. Not even a rant....I did have mind blowing sex last night, but I am too lazy to even talk about it tonight.

So, I was at Macy's today trying on shoes, and I heard this tune overhead. I thought to myself about how I listened to this song so much one year that I actually warped my CD! So, I figured I would leave it here as the Saturday song while I figure out something tantalizing to post in the next few days!

Have a groovy weekend!

xoxo~!
andi

Nothing Compares to U

IT'S BEEN SEVEN HOURS AND FIFTEEN DAYS,SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY
I GO OUT EVERY NIGHT AND SLEEP ALL DAY
SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
I CAN SEE WHOM EVER I CHOOSE
I CAN EAT MY DINNER IN A FANCY RESTAURANT
BUT NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING CAN TAKE AWAY THESE BLUES
COS' NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU

IT'S BEEN SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU HERE
LIKE A BIRD WITHOUT A SONG
NOTHING CAN STOP THESE LONELY TEARS FROM FALLING
TELL ME BABY, WHERE DID I GO WRONG

I CAN PUT MY ARMS AROUND EVERY BOY I SEE
THEY WOULD ONLY REMIND ME OF YOU
I WENT TO THE DOCTORS AND GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME
GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME
HE SAID GIRL YOU'D BETTER TRY TO HAVE FUN
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, BUT HE'S A FOOL

COS' NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU
ALL THE FLOWERS THAT YOU PLANTED MAMA IN THE BACK YARD
ALL DIED AND WITHERED AWAY

I KNOW THAT LIVING WITH YOU BABY, WAS SOMETIMES HARD
BUT I'M WILLING TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY

COS' NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU
NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU
NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Fuck Me Thursday....


I love the way you melt for me when I put your cock in my mouth. Your groans, and the way your hips move as I slide you in and out of my mouth. I look up at you and you grin and groan as I slide my mouth down your shaft. My hands run up and down your thighs as I engulf every inch of you. Your breath becomes heavier as I lick and stroke you. I can feel your cock get harder and begin to throb as I suck you hard and fast. I pull my mouth off and lick your head like a lollipop. I am hungry for your cock, and you love every minute of it. I put you deep in my mouth again and I suck. I use my hands to cup your balls and stroke your shaft as I suck you harder and harder. I hear you moan and your legs shake. I suck harder. My mouth is so moist and hot.

You run your hands through my hair and pull me down into you. Your cock begins to throb, and I continue to suck...you are deep in my throat and you begin to cum. I can taste your sweet semen as I swallow every drop.

You moan and can hardly catch your breath as I swallow you; devouring every drop.

You collapse in complete bliss.

Happy HNT~
xoxo~
andi