Sunday, July 30, 2006

Sedated Sex...


I took a sleeping pill last night to keep my mind from running a million miles an hour. I fell into a deep slumber quite easily. As the night went on I could feel my body become more sedated; the sleep felt good and the quiet in my mind was much needed. About one a.m. Chris got off shift and arrived home. A few minutes passed, and I could hear Chris locking the house up and coming to bed. My body felt numb and I remained in my deep slumber.

The next thing I knew I could feel Chris next to me. My eyes still shut he began to kiss my naked body. It felt so amazing; so sensual as I could feel his tounge cirlce my nipples and his hand in between my legs. He moved his mouth to mine and began to kiss me deeply as he gently fucked me with his fingers. My eyes still shut, I could feel his hard cock rub against my leg as he kissed my neck and fingered me more vigorously; nothing turns me on more than a good finger fuck. As I began to cum and moan Chris's name, he put his cock in my mouth and began to fuck my face. I could feel my pussy began to pour onto Chris's hand as I came from his fingering. He became excited and rolled me over to my tummy. I could feel his cock enter me as he started to fuck me; he pulled my hair as he slammed his cock into my pussy. With the sedentary effects of the medication and the vigor of the sex, I began to feel tingly. He flipped me onto my back and fucked me harder; my head hanging over the edge of the bed. We came together as my pussy tightened around his shaft. My body felt exhilirated as it collapsed into ecstacy. The next thing I recall is hearing Chris kiss my ear, and ask me..."Andi baby, are you still awake?"....I was....sort of!

xoxo!
andi

PS~Happy Monday friends!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Friday Tune...and Patron Blogging...


Hello friends...I have been told since I was drinking lots of shots of Patron this evening I am not allowed to ramble random thoughts..apparently I put my foot in my mouth or tell too many "secrets"....not that I have not done this like an ass when I am sober...just sayin!

So with that said, I am going to be a good girl, drink lots of water, take two aspirins and think about you when I have sex in the morning!

Check out this tune...I love it, and it sums up a lot of secrets I think we all have felt one time or another in our lives...

Secrets~By Maroon 5

Watch the sunrise
Say your goodbyes
Off we go
Some conversation
No contemplation
Hit the road

Car overheats
Jump out of my seat
On the side of the highway baby
Our road is long
Your hold is strong
Please don't ever let go Oh No

[Chorus:]I know I don't know you
But I want you so bad
Everyone has a secret
But can they keep it
Oh No they can't

I'm driving fast now
Don't think I know how to go slow
Where you at now
I feel around
There you are

Cool these engines
Calm these jets
I ask you how hot can it get
And as you wipe off beads of sweat
Slowly you say "I'm not there yet!"

I know I dont know you
But I want you SO bad
Everyone has a secret
But can they keep it
Oh no they cant




Thursday, July 27, 2006

Winding it Down...or Up??


Woo Hoo...such a whirlwind! And now I am about to hit the road..five major cities all over the U.S. my new job rocks! I am finally happy with my career again...yippee! Now maybe I can get back to writing smut and posting naked pics instead of bitching about my life! Anyway, my first stop will be good old KY in August...so, KY ladies..how do I keep my hair from frizzing in the humidity?

Next item of business...I had a great time with Tales from the Couch, and I am glad you all enjoyed it as well! Thanks to my friend Speakin for being such a good sport and sharing with us all. And of course, thanks for looking so damn sexy on that couch! YUM!!

Has anyone else noticed that the weirdest people give the best compliments? This week I have been getting my soy vanilla latte' in the a.m. at the Starbucks next to my new office. Every morning there is a nice man with a pretty wicked mullet that holds the door for me and checks me out from head to toe..its kind of creepy but he always has a really sexy comment. Today he told me that I take his breath away when I walk by. Yesterday he told me I was a vision of perfection and the day before he told me I was a sexy little minx..alright, all lame but hey I will take what I can. I am starting to think that Mullet Man has game!

So, now moving on to the bald building man...when I have come off the elevator the last few mornings I have to enter a locked door with a key card. This is a pain in my ass because I am normally carrying a brief case, my purse and the latte. But, luckily the bald man that works upstairs has nicely been opening the door and with a smile tells me that I look lovely this morning. Today he actually told me I was the sweetest smelling lady he has ever opened the door for. He is a freak...but again, nice comments and if I were drunk in a bar..they may actually work.

Lastly my friends~it is fucken hot here! Even at 6800 feet in elevation! I mean this is supposed to be the damn mountains..and I am hot as hell at night and it is not because Chris has me sweaty and cumming!

Anyway, I hope you all have a nice Friday!

xoxo!
andi

PS~My 730 date flaked..you suck!! And to my friend who has put a smile on my face today..thanks so much; you make me swoon!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Tales from the Couch..Speakin Style!


Welcome friends to the first session of Tales from the Couch! This session I would like to introduce the sexy and hot Speakin…check out his blog on my link list. I chose to start with Speakin because he seems so quiet and complex..but give him a 50 minute session..and WOW he really did speak his mind..and he looked damn sexy laying on the couch too!

So here we go:
Andi: So, babe~describe yourself in one word.
Speakin: One word? Oh, c'mon, do you really know how difficult that is? I guess in one word…deliberate.
Andi: Mmm..I like that!
Andi: If you could be any animal, what animal would you be? Why?
Speakin: I would be a Bald Eagle. Due to my hairline…j/k…I love that bird, have you seen how majestic they are? The power and elegance that they embody is amazing. Short story – I was flying a small plane at 3000 feet and saw an eagle gliding, as in not flapping its wings, higher than me, it was beautiful and amazing. The fact that they can see something as small as a rabbit that high up…you know what I could do with eye sight like that?!
Andi: *searches for Rorschach cards* If you could write your epitaph on your tombstone what would you say about yourself?
Speakin: A Loving Husband, Father and Grand-Father and proud Veteran.
Andi: *thinks to herself..and hottie..YUMMY* Naughty or Nice?
Speakin: Hmmmm Naughty, definitely naughty
Andi: What is your favorite holiday? Why?
Speakin: Christmas: I absolutely love the anticipation of finding the right gift, and the look of appreciation on the person's face as they open their gift. Now with a child in the house, the build up to Christmas is great and then when she wakes up and sees the presents….it is just…*putting the fingers on my right hand together, kissing them and pulling them away* (If you are Italian, you know what I am doing) beautiful.
Andi: Italia Pride Baby! Woo hoo..okay seriously..If you decided to come to me for therapy what goal would you want to accomplish?
Speakin: I have a huge feeling of inadequacy. I never thought I was good looking, and still think I am just 'ehh'. I was always the last kid picked for sports. I always had a tough time finding a girlfriend. I joined the military for numerous reasons the top two were; I believe I owed it to my Country. I had to prove to myself that I could do it….Once you solve that, I would open up to you and we could talk about the real issues…LoL
Andi: *reaches for my magic wand*…please, babe you have NOTHING to feel inadequate about! (ladies check out that pic!) ALRIGHT..next question.. Guilt or Regret?
Speakin: These both imply that something that was done was wrong in my mind…
Andi: A fantasy you wish to fulfill in the next ten years?
Speakin: Do you really need to ask a man what his fantasy is?
Andi: Now I feel like I am on the couch..next question …If you had three wishes, what would they be?
Speakin: This is something everyone always thinks about and is probably the toughest question you have asked so far. I think after we all make our wishes, we expect our lives and the lives of those affected by the wishes to remain unchanged. I think we all seem to overlook the fact that if we change 'A' that inevitably 'B' and 'C' in our lives and in the lives of everyone around us, will change either for good or bad…but unforeseen by us, kind of like how history/future events were changed in 'Back to the Future'. With that being said, I would ask for my children to live a happy, healthy, educated life without any financial or emotional burden. (But would no emotional burden mean that there would be no love in their life? Would it mean they wouldn't know what it is to finally find the right person? Would no financial burden mean they would never own anything?) See the dilemma? You can have my wishes. LoL
Andi: If you could be a color, what color would you be and why?
Speakin: Green, but not just plain green, a nice deep, rich green: forest green. I find it relaxing. I guess it is because I spent so much time in the woods playing Army! LoL
Andi: Green is my favorite color..now I have another reason for it to be my fav color! Um, Best sexual experience?
Speakin: And I thought the question about the wish was difficult. To label any one experience the best is tough. I could never label any one experience the best. I have had a 'best sexual experience' with each partner.
Andi: Nice! One thing you could not live without?
Speakin: Females…regardless of what they say, do, and nag me about, I need 'em…lots of 'em!
Andi: LMAO..If we were on a deserted island together what would you do to entertain me!
Speakin: It depends. How long have we already been on the island, how did we get there and what items washed up with us? There are many ways to entertain, many, many ways. But such a question requires some more details…
Andi: Now, I understand where the deliberate comes from..sheesh..What is the most important thing you can give to your partner?
Speakin:I would give her anything that is required for her to feel complete. This 'thing', I am sure, changes on a daily basis, maybe even hourly, as we are talking about a woman. LoL I would like to think that I can adapt myself to her, to be able to provide her with whatever it is that is the most important to her right at that moment. If I am not able to figure it, as most men are not, I am man enough to ask.
Andi: Wow, Marry ME! LOL..thanks babe for sitting on the couch and being my first victim! I enjoyed learning more about you!

Hope you all enjoyed the Tales from the Couch with Speakin..boy was he. Also, enjoy his hottie pic he submitted..this is my fav..so, who is my next victim..I mean volunteer?

As for ROCKSTAR..yeah, Phil went home..which is good! But please America..next week make it Zayra..she SUCKS

xoxo!
andi

PS~Dont forget..7:30 tomorrow night~!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Something New..ROCKSTAR Review...


Alright, I know some of you are just here for the smut! Hey, I respect that...so, go look in my archives cause tonight..is the ROCKSTAR:SuperNova review! Now, I have been doing this at Sug's place but because some of the patrons had to get naked and mess the place up the health inspector closed it down. So until then..let me get on my soap box here for a bit.

First off, there are some people that just need to GO HOME! And I am not talking about Dr. Will on Big Brother either!

Alright Zayra..I just can not stand her! Even if she gets better I still hear her murdering that Stones song from 2 weeks ago. And, please stop wearing the cat suits..you are not sexy in them..you look like a disco loser or a crackwhore on Revolution Circle in Tijuana..hell, I bet she used to do the donkey show! Mike, did she??

Dana...please send her home! Black eye make-up and Doc Martens do not make you look like a rockstar! In my opinion..she needs to be on the CMT channel trying out for country star singing. I mean you look like a Gretchen Wilson wanna be who has had a bad meth runner! Fuck! And why murder one of my fav Nirvana songs?

Word of advice..if you can not pull it off..pick someone else...NOT Nirvana!!

Jill, Gilby said it right...(he must of been sober)Your rubbing your ass on him was nasty! If you plan on being a stripper fine..but dont use it to get an extra vote from Tommy..come on! BTW, that outfit..really was nasty. Did you buy it at a yard-sale in front of a brothel...just sayin!

Phil...Bobble head..you blow and you need to eat!

Josh, I know the women swoon for you..but I felt like I was watching Nick Lachey sing a Blind Melon song! And did anyone else notice he bobbles his head too? Sort of reminds me of the Maroon5 lead singer....but not as sexy!

Alright, did anyone feel the world stop rotating? Tommy actually did not say anything that could be construed as sexual harrassment this week? Is he back on the Haldol injections? He was too calm..I am worried!

The true rockers were obvious tonight..alright, you all have been pissed cause I have been hacking Dilana but I have to FINALLY say..I think there was an exorcism..she brought it with Cindi's Time after Time...ENCORE.

Lukas, Patrice, Magni and Storm..ROCK ON. BTW, if you have not googled Storm Large I suggest you do so..I would definitely do her if I was not commited to my hottie blogger girl, Pandora.

And the Eye candy,Fuck me please, Serenade me while I blow you Award goes to.......
two hotties tonight! Ryan...oh yeah! I fucken loved you. I Alone...will masturbate to you in the shower tonight!
Oh, and Toby...Marry Me babe! Holy fuck..he is hot, and he can wail! Finally I think my heart is healing after the Chris Daughtery upset from AI. Damn, ladies he can fill out those Levis too! I included his pic for your drooling pleasure!

Alright, now that my ears are bleeding and my panties are moist I must go take care of business *wink* Please discuss among yourselves. Stay tuned for a special HNT and the first installment of Tales from the Couch!

xoxo!
andi

PS~Happy B~Day Chiefy!
Oh, and please go check out this blog...very sexy and I think this blogger friend has some potential..yum!
http://www.acockstravels.blogspot.com
And, finally...for my special date tomorrow...dont forget 7:30!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Holy Fuck Me..


Briefly...I started my new job today~! It rocks..I am happy, and I am planning on christening my office with some hot sex as soon as I can!! Woo hoo! I have a view of the city and can not wait to be bent over the window sill....hmmmm! Um, did I also tell you I get to do some great system change work and will have fortune and fame? Yep...thanks again to all of you for your support during my grueling misery of an interview process!

So, anyway...with that said...my sexy and hot friend Ed from Edtime Stories asked me to do this little tag...so I am obliging..so enjoy damn it!
Also, I am working on my first Tales from the Couch
I hope to have it up soon, so stay tuned!!!

Let the tag begin...

Have you ever.....
Gotten stuck in an elevator?- No
Egged a person?-Yep.
Stalked someone to find out where they work or live?-Yep..sorta..
Spent an entire day in nothing but your underwear?- As often as possible!
Read some friends mail or other personal papers without them knowing?-Yep.
Gone skinny dipping?- Yep!~
Been in a fist or cat fight? Yep! Dumb bitches!

Lasts....
Time you tripped?- About three times today..damn high heels!
Time you cleaned up the base of your toilet?- Yesterday when I cleaned the bathroom.
Gum you had?- Orbit, peppermint..chewing as we speak!
Pair of socks?- Liz Claiborne athletic socks as we speak.
Beverage you had?- Lemon Snapple as we are speaking!
Spur of the moment decision you made?-Lunch with the ex-intern..such a little cutie!
Movie you watched?- Start to finish…Wedding Crashers.
What would you.....Say if your best friend told you they love you ? (male or female) I love you too! or Ti Amo!
Right now.....What are you wearing?- Orange and white striped nighty from the Gap..very cute!
What are you thinking?- I need to take my medicine..and I want pizza!
What are you listening to?- The t.v.
What would you like to be listening to? A hot man..cumming and moaning in my ear!
Are you annoyed by the length of this survey?-I chose to do it so, no.
Are you tired?- Yes...but I need to unwind! Maybe I need to masturbate?
How many people in the room?- me and Chris
Any cuts or bruises on your body?- Yes, cut my leg shaving! Anyone want to inspect elsewhere?
Are there any animals in the room?- My dog!
Are you eating anything?-No, but I want pizza!
People who I would like to do this? Anyone that volunteers!

xoxo!
andi

PS~Tomorrow will be the ROCKSTAR:SuperNova review..here at Andi headquarters!

Saturday, July 22, 2006

From Across the Room....


You grin at me with that devilish smile as you take my hand and nod at me to follow you. I eagerly agree as I know you always take me to the sweetest surprises. You ask me to sit in a chair and you sit in the chair across the room. You smile and begin to undo your belt. The sound of your zipper gets me excited. You tug at your pants and boxer shorts and bring out your stiff cock. I salivate as I look at you; knowing that I want to put you in my mouth. You smile and begin to stroke your shaft. I can feel my pussy begin to moisten as I eagerly watch you stroke up and down and knead your balls. You look deep in my eyes as I can tell that you feel so much pleasure from your own touch. My mouth becomes increasingly moist and I want to put your hard cock in between my lips. You are such a fucken tease. You knew that an orally fixated girl such as myself would get turned on while watching you stroke your cock. Damn, I want you but I play your game and gaze in your eyes and watch.

Your breath becomes heavier and you groan. My pussy is so wet and my body begs for your attention. I slowly pull my panties down from under my skirt and spread my legs. You can see how fucken wet you have made me and you smile. You know that I can be yours at any moment but you prefer to make me watch you get off. I like how you tease me. Your excitement gets me hot and I crave you.

You stroke your cock harder now as I rub my clit between my fingers. Our breath becomes heavier; we both begin to moan louder. I look at you and ask you to wait for me. My fingers are rubbing my clit as my other hand wanders and I begin to rub my left tit.

Now I am the tease.

You find it nearly impossible to hold back. You tremble as you watch me lose myself in pure ecstasy. I look into your eyes again and whisper “now” …it is time.

We both moan louder and begin to cum simultaneously. Oh fuck it feels so damn good!

I lick my fingers as I gaze at you in my state of bliss. Mmmm...I love watching you from across the room.

Now, please come fuck me~!

Xoxo~
andi

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Tales from the Couch...Andi Style...


Well, I had an overwhelming response from you all and quite a few volunteers for the Tales from the Couch series I am about to embark on. So, I decided to enlist the help from one of my fellow bloggers and therapeutically trained friends to put me on the couch and see how this works...it was quite fascinating actually! I can not wait to begin picking the minds of the few of you who were nice enough to volunteer...so, here we go..enjoy the ride!~

FB~I will be known as fellow blogger since I try hard to keep my anonymity.
Andi~That works for me. Fire away!
FB~Describe your childhood in three words.
Andi~OMG, you got to be fucking kidding me! FB, I thought we weren't going there! Oh well, three words....tragic, loving, and humbling.
FB~LMAO..nice! Alright, tell me about the last time you were disappointed.
Andi~FB, you know...I could slap you! Okay, last disappointment...I brought on myself. I told someone something and they closed the door in my face. It was hurtful and I knew it would happen. I never learn.
FB~Wanna elaborate?
Andi~No. No, thanks.
FB~Why did you name your blog Secrets of a Sexblogger?
Andi~Because I think we all have secrets. I know I have mine. I thought it was appropriate. It made me think that those who read me may be interested in finding out what secrets I have..not everyone has figured them out yet...hell, I haven't myself.
FB~What is your favorite thing about blogging?
Andi~I like sharing my thoughts and feelings. I can do it anonymously. I have made friends here who have given me some good advice. I feel supported and there are little expectations.
FB~What has been your most tragic moment in the blogosphere?
Andi~Finding out that Larry the Farmboy passed away. He had a special place in my heart, and I am sad and miss him.
FB~Has blogging improved your sex life?
Andi~To a point. It has made me aware of things I probably would not of looked at before.
FB~Pleasure or Pain?
Andi~Ah, FB...pleasure is pain babe!
FB~LMAO, you are fucken funny Andi. Alright, so is it true that bloggers hook up?
Andi~I suppose it is. So far...Andi~1 and Infidelity~0!
FB~How do you want to be remembered?
Andi~As some one who really gave a fuck about what happened around them. I do not want to ever be someone who did not pay attention and who did not become outraged by injustice. I want to make this world a better place.
FB~Profound! That must be the USC alumni coming out in you.
Andi~Fuck off..keep going!
FB~Tell us a secret!
Andi~Okay, I am battling a very serious illness right now that only few in the blogosphere know about..and I am kicking its ass! Um, I also have tons of stretch marks!
FB~LMAO...damn! Too much info!
Andi~Hey, that was a shout out for Kj! (the stretch mark part ;)
FB~Proudest moment in the last few months?
Andi~Getting the new job, and being asked to consult on the sniper case!
FB~Last words?
Andi~Absolutely...I love last words! FB, you really sucked at this...and my couch sessions will be much better! Stay tuned friends!

xoxo!
andi

PS~I almost forgot...Happy B~Day Sug~Mama!
And, woo hoo..that cracked out wanna be Jewel chick on ROCKSTAR (jenny) is buh-bye! Now if they can only get rid of that little lame latin chick Zayra..my ears are still pouring blood from her performance two weeks ago! And someone please get her a wardrobe consultant that tin foil dress she had on was horrid!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

100K and I am back...


Hi Friends..I am back! Sorry that my hiatus took a little longer than I originally thought it would. Thanks for your sweet emails checking on my well being...but I managed to survive the parental invasion. Now, I am getting ready for the second wave...the other set is on their way as we speak! Ugh...

In other news, I am happy to announce that Secrets of a Sexblogger since its birth in November has had over 100,000 hits! I am feeling the love. What I am not feeling however is where the hell this blog is going! I mean I have had to change it up a bit because of the work trauma and my own demise..but, hopefully you all still find it interesting. I have decided however that I would like to do a new post once a week or so called....Tales from the Couch....yes, this will be a fun way for you to learn more about those in the blogosphere...I am hoping to interview fellow bloggers and post those interviews here on my site. Now, I know this has been done before..but, I am hoping my therapeutic questioning will bring in some new insights...what do you think? And, do I have any volunteers to lay on the couch and let me therapize you?? Let me know!

Hmmm....as for some random thoughts....it is hot! Freakin hot as hell! I have been in the midst of battling a little ailment with my health so I can not even go jump in the lake...which sucks! I start my new coveted job on Monday..yippeee! Now I am just freakin out cause I have nothing to wear it seems....I need to go shoe shopping! I also am planned to travel to five major cities in the next month and not sure what the heck I will be taking there too....yuck! Especially since I have heard there is a little thing called humidity in the south and east..I do not do those things well!

My kid turned two officially....wow, time flies. We partied our asses off to an Elmo theme! She had a groovy time and has learned to tell me "no" in two languages now....gotta love preschool!

Anyway, here is a little skin to tide you over while I may be gone again for a couple of days due to the second wave of parental invasion.....

xoxo!
andi

PS~Glad to see that G is back...missed you!
And tomorrow is Ms. Sug's B~Day...spank babe!!
The ROCKSTAR:SuperNova review will be here from now on since the Sugar Shack has been temporarily closed by the health inspectors...damn it..I told GE to pick up her undies! And Mike can not sit around naked all day long!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Busy..but


Hi Friends...I've been busy! My parents are coming to town...yep, all of them! My kid is turning two and I am preparing for the new job while setting up a tiny bit of a private practice..yes, I am caving with the private practice thing, but I need to roll in some cash one way or another and I am too damn clutsy to strip!

Anyway, I will be back for HNT tomorrow and then on a small hiatus as my parents are visiting. In the meantime, please come by and see my review about the pop culture reality show...ROCKSTAR:SuperNova at: http://sugarshacksback.blogspot.com/
Or hell, just stop by and say Hi!!

Ciao~!
andi

Friday, July 07, 2006

Kitchen Counter..


You walk in after a long day and see me. I am standing in the kitchen shuffling through the mail. So many bills, and nothing worth interest. I stretch as I watch you walk across the room; that determined look in your eye. You begin to pull at your tie. I can see the day has worn on you as well by the look on your face. I grin as you near me and kiss my neck. You pull me close and begin to chew on the buttons on my blouse; such unusual behavior for you but I like it. Your hands slide up my skirt and you put your fingers into my panties. You are determined; I feel your fingers enter my wet pussy and it feels so fucken good. You nibble on my neck and grab my hair. I gasp as you bend me over the counter and begin to take my panties off now. I like how you have become so aggressive and have such a desire for me. We say nothing to one another but I know you want me by the way you paw at my body. I hear your pants unzip and you grab my hips and enter me. I wrap my legs around your waist. I grab onto the counter; holding on tightly as you fuck me. I moan and gasp as I orgasm. My pussy explodes and I drip all over your cock and down my thighs. I hear your breath become heavy as your cock quivers within me. I know you will soon explode your sweet semen into me.

Welcome home baby...
andi

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Shaking my ass HNT!


Hell YES!! Fame, Fortune...and they did not hire a lawyer...they hired me!

Happy HNT~
andi

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

What? I was too late?


Update:

I got a call.
He left a message.
He told me to call him tonight by 6 p.m.
I got home at 6:40 p.m.
He left no details.
Now I have to wait till tomorrow a.m.
Maybe I got the job?
He is only the HR guy.
Maybe it is not a bad sign?
I am practicing my happy dance~just in case!!

Hugs!
andi

EDIT: For my ROCKSTAR:SuperNova review..please check out Sug's place...the link is to the right! Oh, and no I did not forget HNT...I will post tomorrow..maybe doing a happy naked dance with Pandora...;)

Monday, July 03, 2006

Tunes that taught me...


So, Happy 4th friends!! I hope all is well for everyone. The beautiful and talented Kj tagged my ass today to complete a list of tunes that have taught me something in life. Hmmm...what a cool concept! Anyway, here is my list...enjoy! Oh, and ladies behave yourselves...just because you play with illegal fireworks does not mean that hottie firemen will come to your house to tell you to stop. You will only get the yucky, lazy ones with no life because all the hottie ones are at the lake boating....just sayin!

Alright....here it goes..

1) Depeche Mode taught me that People are People....
2) Alanis taught me that I am not the only girl who will go down on you in a theatre....
3) 3 Doors Down taught me that I am here without you...
4) Maroon 5 taught me that I cant wait to get under your skin...
5) Prince taught me that I will Cream if I get on top....
6) Hoobastank taught me that the Reason is you...
7) Nirvana taught me that today I found my friends in my head.....
8) Pearl Jam taught me that Once upon a time.....
9) The Cure taught me that whenever I'm alone with you...
10) The Red Hot Chili Peppers taught me that your mouth was made to Suck my Kiss...
11) Madonna taught me to Vogue....
12) Cindi Lauper taught me that Girls just wanna have fun...
13) James Blunt taught me You're beautiful....
14) Eminem taught me that you have to lose yourself in the moment....
15) Anna Nalick taught me to Breathe.....
16) Violent Femmes taught me to let me go on like a blister in the sun....
17) Tonic taught me to Come rest your Head....
18) Morris Day taught me that this dance is only for the sexy people......
19) The Beatles taught me to Let it Be....
20) Gretchen Wilson taught me that I'm a redneck woman....(Yeah, right! She was talking to the wrong chick!!)
21) The Wiggles taught me to dance like an Emu...
22) Men at Work taught me to smile and eat a vegimite sandwich...
23) Jimmy Buffet taught me to ask Why don't we get drunk and screw?
24) Sheryl Crowe taught me that everyday is a winding road......
25) U2 taught me that With or without you.....

xoxo!
andi

PS~And thanks to all of the troops out there who stop by to say hello! My thoughts are with you while you are so far from home....please come home safe!!