Wednesday, January 31, 2007

What I want..


You ask me what I want? Do I really need to answer that? Can't you tell by the look in my eyes?

You ask me what I need? Do I really need to explain?

You ask me what I offer you? Seriously? Do you really not know?

You ask me where we go from here? Do you not know? I promise you already know the answer!

You can feel it in my touch..and see it in my eyes. You can taste it on my lips...

xoxo!
andi

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

KJ's Meme..Now Mine..


1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes, thank God!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, too many times.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes, because I am a clutz...we'll leave it at that.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. Long story.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Depends.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? No. Well, okay..yes.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Fucken A..please!
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes...and I hate it.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Yes, and with my friends significant other.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Mmm...yep.
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes, and I am still wanting the videotape back!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Hell yeah!
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Um, yes..a girl has to do...what a girl has to do!
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Yes..meet my 2 year old!
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? My first time..his dad walked in, and saw me naked. I could not look him in the eye the entire 2 years we dated.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? I was a sophmore..15 1/2.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? You know who you are!!
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Hell yes...meet me in March!!
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Yes.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? Ugh, lets just say I went to a party college, and I partied A LOT!
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? I like sex anywhere!
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Nope, he hates my guts--I fucked his best friend..and that was it.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Like your bestfriends boyfriend? Yes.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Hell Yes!
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? GOOD. Good...very good..excellent!
27. LINGERIE? Why bother? It just gets tossed on the floor!
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Yes..too many times..not a good thing!

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX

(X)park
(X )church
( X)cemetery
(X)beach
(X)boat
(X )school
( X)parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
(X)picnic table
( X)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
(X)woods (open and/or in a tent)
(X)hood of a car and back of pick-up
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)the other person's bed
(X)porch/deck/balcony
(X)in a house with parents home
(X)at a party
( X)on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room
(X)hotel
( )concert
( X)grandparent's house
(X)field
( X)bleachers


Um, I think I just told WAY too much..Mike, you do this next so I do not look so bad!

xoxo!
andi

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Come Lay with Me..

Ever have one of those days where you just want to go back to bed and pretend the day never happened? Yeah, me too!

So, I leave you with a Sunday Song..gratuitous eye candy, and the sexiest men on television.

xoxo!
andi















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Friday, January 26, 2007

I was violated!


Yes, I am pissed..and scorned..and most of all violated! Some asshole broke into my SUV last nite..in my driveway mind you, stole my brand-new snowboard and work computer! FUCKER!

So, I leave you with my scorned and naked body...someone pour me a drink!

xoxo!
andi

Thursday, January 25, 2007

I ponder...


So, I have a challenge. A challenge to answer a question, and I am hoping to illicit some help from my blogger homies. I have been seeing a young girl in therapy, and today she asked me something. She asked me if I knew what it was like to be in love with someone that does not love you back? I pondered this question for awhile, and I am sure I could probably look back into my past and answer, "yes." But, what if that someone loved me and was just too much of a coward to admit it? What if for whatever reason they would do everything and anything to push you away, and you never budge?

So, as you ponder this...Happy HNT!

xoxo!
andi

Monday, January 15, 2007

Chicks r kissin Chicks--Notes from a drunk


Did you ever wonder what happens to your mind when you become so highly intoxicated that you can not see straight? I pondered this exact question yesterday afternoon when I finally sobered up from the night before.

I am turning 33 on Friday, and I will be on a work trip. So, my besties decided that the best way to celebrate was to feed me so much Vodka-cranberry that I could party till the wee hours of the morning. So, after not getting home until 6 a.m. and barely remembering how I even got home, I compiled a list of my epiphanies..and helpful tips...

1) Make sure you eat before you go out..it really makes puking a lot easier later on.
2) If you decide to throw your bra on the stage that your best friend is performing on..make sure it is not your brand new one from Vicky's..you wont get it back, and 40 bucks is a lot to lose.
3) People you dont know will buy you drinks when they know you are celebrating your birthday.
4) You will get even more drinks bought for you if you feel your friends new implants at the bar.
5) Dont go snowboarding 2 days later...you are still dehydrated, and you will hurt like hell.
6) Did I mention that you need to eat before drinking copious amounts of alcohol?
7) It really is not a good idea to try to dance on a table when you are in high heels..very slippery!
8) Drunk dialing can be dangerous..especially if you call your husbands station!
9) If a Dj wants you to dance with him, good luck saying no!

and last but not least..

10) Drunk text messages...seriously, bad idea~! Not only can you not spell, and you sound dumb as hell..but leaving a trail of text is not smart! At least the drunk dial (conversation) you can deny!

Happy MLK Day..
andi

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

TMI Tuesday


Because, I am tired...because I feel disappointed tonite, and because I promised..its TMI time. Thank you KJ for letting me steal this! Enjoy...

xoxo!
andi

Ten Things About You

1. I'm brunette
2. I have a toddler
3. I am afraid of birds
4. I spent over $200 on a pair of shoes 2 weeks ago because I was pissed
5. I do not know if I have ever been truly happy
6. Mental stimulation turns me on
7. I am working on a second Masters degree
8. I hate to shave
9. I am always the one that gives my heart and always get hurt
10. I know how to surf and did so almost everyday in high school

Nine Things You Love

1. Kids
2. Family
3. Friends
4. Shopping
5. Shoes
6. cheese pizza
7. SEX
8. tiramisu
9. learning new things

Eight Songs You Love

1. Love Song
2. People are People
3. She will be loved
4. Long December
5. Anarchy in the UK
6. Hey Jude
7. Reason
8. Cab

Seven Things You Wear Daily

1. Deodorant
2. Mascara
3. Shoes
4. Undies
5. Lipgloss
6. Lotion
7. Bra

Six Things That Make You Smile

1. My kiddo learning something new
2. Compliments
3. Vanilla Soy Latte
4. Mullet man at Starbucks
5. Knowing that you think about me
6. Sex

Five Things You're Looking Forward To

1. Disneyland in February!
2. The $5000.00 that a well known criminal owes me..and STILL has not paid!
3. Grey's Anatomy on Sunday
4. The new season of American Idol
5. Finishing my stats class

Four Things You're Scared Of

1. Giving too much and never getting it back in return
2. Failure
3. Drowning
4. Birds

Three Things That Annoy You

1. Chris leaving his duty weapons on our kitchen table
2. teen snowboarders who wont get the hell outta my way
3. cigarette smoke you can not escape

Two Of Your Favorite Books

1. The Gift of Fear
2. To Kill a Mockingbird

One Thing You Can't Live Without

1. Love

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Cheering UP!


Thanks guys for your nice emails, comments and naked pictures! You really know how to cheer a girl up~! I am glad to be back in Blogland too...and I will have a special post up soon!

XOXO~
andi

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Say It Isnt So...


Serious? Has it really been almost a month since I have blogged?? WTF? no wonder my universe has seemed off kilter a bit!

So, I suppose I owe you an update or two....

Well, first of all my Christmas and New Year sucked. Yep, I came down with pneumonia, and I did not do much celebrating..or SNOWBOARDING! Instead, I would like it noted that I was nice enough to send my unused snow to Sexy Jon in CO...because, that is the type of girl I am!

I have been doing a lot more of my boring soul searching lately as well. I hate to say it, but this has made for a pretty boring Andi. To be honest, I am not even sure when I masturbated last was..let alone when I threw a bone to Chris and let him fuck my brains out....yes, a boring Andi!

With this said, I suppose it is better I have not been blogging..I hate when I depress people around here. Although, speaking of depressing...I am turning 33 in a couple of weeks..anyone have any suggestions for how I can celebrate??

I will post more friends when I am feeling a little better. Until then, may you look toward your future, take into consideration your past, and never let mistakes drive who you become.

Peace, Love and All-Night Sex Sessions..
Andi