Tuesday, January 30, 2007

KJ's Meme..Now Mine..


1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes, thank God!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, too many times.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes, because I am a clutz...we'll leave it at that.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. Long story.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Depends.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? No. Well, okay..yes.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Fucken A..please!
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes...and I hate it.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Yes, and with my friends significant other.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Mmm...yep.
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes, and I am still wanting the videotape back!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Hell yeah!
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Um, yes..a girl has to do...what a girl has to do!
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Yes..meet my 2 year old!
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? My first time..his dad walked in, and saw me naked. I could not look him in the eye the entire 2 years we dated.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? I was a sophmore..15 1/2.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? You know who you are!!
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Hell yes...meet me in March!!
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Yes.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? Ugh, lets just say I went to a party college, and I partied A LOT!
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? I like sex anywhere!
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Nope, he hates my guts--I fucked his best friend..and that was it.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Like your bestfriends boyfriend? Yes.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Hell Yes!
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? GOOD. Good...very good..excellent!
27. LINGERIE? Why bother? It just gets tossed on the floor!
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Yes..too many times..not a good thing!

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX

(X)park
(X )church
( X)cemetery
(X)beach
(X)boat
(X )school
( X)parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
(X)picnic table
( X)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
(X)woods (open and/or in a tent)
(X)hood of a car and back of pick-up
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)the other person's bed
(X)porch/deck/balcony
(X)in a house with parents home
(X)at a party
( X)on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room
(X)hotel
( )concert
( X)grandparent's house
(X)field
( X)bleachers


Um, I think I just told WAY too much..Mike, you do this next so I do not look so bad!

xoxo!
andi

3 comments:

RobynB said...

Great meme... I may try this one.

Loves ya back!

The Chief said...

March... name the place and time and I'm there ;-)
You are a wild woman... would like to hear the details of #10 sometime!
And if only the T-shirt were true...

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