25 Things.....Yep, here we go again!

Alright, bitches..its that time again! And thanks to the beautiful Sugar....on our late night phone chat, the subject is..........*drum-roll*

25 Fucked Up Things I Have Done While Messed Up.......

So, here we go...and yes, you all are tagged so don't make me hunt you down!!!

1. I went to a hotel room with the nerdiest guy I have ever met...and almost threw up when I realized we were having sex and I was sobering up.
2. I laughed my ass off until I peed myself...literally at an SNL skit...yep, the one with the cowbell and Will Ferrell.
3. I puked in my friends glove box while driving down the 405 freeway 90 mph.
4. I ran naked through the quad at USC, and was chased by security....they called my parents and I had a hearing for indecent behavior and I was almost expelled.
5. I was arrested in Hunington Beach, CA for passing out in a public bathroom. I was released to my parents.
6. I let my intern feel me up at the Lake...yes, I know...BAD Andi!
7. True story...I swear! I almost could of made out with a famous skateboarder....but I puked, and it was in my hair....not sexy!
8. I snuck into the Viper Room in Hollywood. I got shit faced and fell off a barstool and got kicked out....yep, total loser!
9. I went cow-tipping one night...and got chased by a bull!
10. I have also been on a snipe-hunt...and looked for one of those fuckers for hours! (seperate occasion than the cow-tip)
11. I have confessed all my deep dark secrets to my favorite Sicilian Blogger!
12. I drunk dialed my mom on accident from a high school dance...really stupid! Lets say I did not see the sun for months!
13. I made out with a guy at a club...he had no teeth...not a fucken one! Totally weird!!
14. I ate a live squid..nasty, I know.
15. There is a bar in Okinawa, Japan....my undies and bra are hanging up on the wall....
16. I tried to stop a moving car....Flinstone style.....bare-feet!
17. I told Chris for the first time I loved him after I drank a hot-tottie and was on Nyquil...he said, "Thank you"....(story of my life...guys are such pussy's)
18. I puked on myself because I laughed so hard when one of my ex-friends with benefits asked Chris why he married me. He replied, "she is a good lay." He had no idea that the guy already knew that.
19. I lost the key to the handcuffs...long ass story!
20. I started this sex blog! (but it has been so much fun)
21. I puked on my romantic night out on my birthday before Chris and I could have sex. The only action I got was from the strippers!!
22. I got stuck in a sunroof while topless and driving down the 405 freeway!
23. My friends in high school and I drove past the football practice at our high school with bags over our heads with cut-outs for the eyes. We were in our underwear...and my car..yeah, real swift~
24. The day I lost my virginty, his dad caught us and saw me naked....slow reflexes!
25. I flew to Vegas...have no idea how I got there or how to get home.....thank god my friends safety pinned money in our bras!

Alright, so here is the tag......Pandora, Ed, D and B, JD, Goose, Robyn, KJ, Mike, Chief and Lady, John and Jane, Chloe and James, and the rest of you blog lurkers that I have forgot about! Oh, and I think this is a good testament for why someone like me should drink little to none if any!!

xoxo~
andi